au in which bro is that sorta creepy guy at cons and then back in the hotel room john is telling dave abt this weirdo who keeps kinda stalking him and dave doesnt say much but internally hes like fuck thATS BRO f uck fu ck fUF CK f uc KF CUK….
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
lets go swimmin tuna boy
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
You ever see a girl so cute that all you can think is:
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
4th of July posts
the last one killed me. … i can’t even .
we threw your tea in a well
dont ask me i’ll never tell
we ran away as it fell
you shits were in our way
is this parp or canon i can’t even tell at this point
I would sit in a parking lot at 2:37am with you.
five six seven eight minus nine lives